The News @ 10

So the news tonight reports that a pre-teen, dare I say twink, is terrorizing Iowa City college girls. (full report here). Over 30 party girls say this manchild has followed them in the early morning hours, and assaulted them. Pulling up their skirts, and then fleeing when they turn around. The trend the news didn't report on?.... Girls that go out until 2am always wear skirts? who knew.
So a word to the skirt-clad binge drinkers. DON'T WALK ALONE or risk harassment from underdeveloped pre-verts.
*other stories making the "local news" today...
I cant make this shit up. There really isn't anything else to report. Just dog bites and killer strippers? Thank god we won the war...right?

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