It All Starts Today

As reported earlier, Sept. 5Th kicks off New York's Fashion week. Once again I'll be doing the honors of reporting from the edge. So Be sure to pony walk back here to hear my rants.


First off I need to put Max on blast. I feel kinda bad about it, but then I look at whats going on in the waist area and I feel justified. This look was over before it started. Here's why, I counted 11 belted dresses ...ELEVEN people. I get the story, I understand his motivation, but it looked like his one idea for the silhouette was beat to death. Its as if he said. "What was big three years ago?" and answered, "a belt tied trench. and bows, so lets belt a shirt dress and tie it"...its too obvious Max. see what I mean....
Now multiply that by 11 or so. BCBG so wrong on this one. Thus far the stand out for the day with me, has been ABAETÉ. The show was clean with punches of colors that brought it all the way through the end. The prints I found sophiscated yet young and classic. Truly a fashion force I want to see more and more of.

Later tonight I'll be looking forward to Gwen's L.A.M.B. show in the tent, and as we speak Duckie Brown is showing.....oh I'm tingling over this. Its like my Hanukkah 7 days and nights of fashion.





All photos by Getty Images

Fetch Fashion!

These shoes are killer..literally. Further proof that throughout the centuries, women have non stop hated their feet. wtf?

-For you sluts... here's a fashionable condom case! "Betch betta wear a jimmy hat!"

-When you channel your inner Tim Burton, puddle jump with this!

- Bringing new meaning to a closet cases' beard! man-panties, woof!, ( I would totally wear these, but it may look like my manties have a major clef chin)

Thats So Fetch!

Its mid-August so whats knocking on the calender here @ the Efflux? well, I'll tell you... September 5—12 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week (New York). I'm guessing that you don't care like I do, but its my blog bitch, and I cant wait to dish about what kinda tragedy is coming down the catwalk! Also I'll post the my fav's like back in February with Rodarte! (you can find those posts under February in the archives to the right of the postings, under the baked bean demonic child)
CANT WAIT! LOVES ME SOME FASHION WEEK> SO FETCH!